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Myrcoft Holmes ([personal profile] isbritishgov) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs2012-02-11 01:39 am

The Brother's Holmes

Who: Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes
What: Valentine's Shenanigans
When: Feb. 11th - 13th
Where: Mycroft's Room
Rating: It's Mycroft and Sherlock be ready for snark and brotherly harm so uhh..PG-13. I'll update it if it get's worse.



Day One Event Info

Mycroft had been expecting many things when he went to bed. His bed to be warm at least, and the fact that on the dot in the morning he would be updated as to present events thanks to Anthea (or whatever name she was going by presently).

He was not expecting another body in his bed however. And that alone woke him up, causing him to narrow his eyes at the...

Wait. No. Nonononono.

This was a dream, right? A very, very vivid dream, it had to be.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-11 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
When Sherlock sleeps, he sleeps like the dead. (By which he means he sleeps deeply, higher percentages of N3 sleep compared to the other NREM stages.) Not usually a fan of hyperbole, but here he makes an exception. Humor isn't lost on him.

But he is nothing if not oversensitive. Everything is data, even in hazy half-sleep; light (wrong source), smell (his, but also not his), sound (none, unusual), pressure (mattress dips heavily to the side). Conclusion --

No.

His eyes snap open, suddenly all awareness, and he practically hisses through the blankets he's gathered around him.

"When Mummy said she wished we were closer, fairly sure this isn't what she meant."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You think this was me?" He digs his nails into the comforter at first, tugging back just out of spite. "Please. I have sixty-two better things I could be doing with my time. Shall I list them for you?"

He lets go of the blankets, tossing them unceremoniously off himself and (hopefully) over Mycroft's head, and swings himself out of the bed. He makes a beeline for the door; if the castle wants a game, he refuses to play it.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-11 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Slow week."

He tries the handle (locked), then kneels to examine the locking mechanism. Doesn't have his picking tools on him, of course. Doubtful the ghosts would bring them to him if he asked. (Just another reason in favor of keeping them on his person at all times.) He twists, scanning the room for anything he could use instead, deigning to give Mycroft only a portion of his attention.

"Don't worry, I'm fully capable of making the effort myself." He straightens, and goes to start rifling through decorations the castle has strung up. "God forbid you strain yourself so early in the morning."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
He's preoccupied with cannibalizing the wire from the decorations. No interest in being toyed with, in letting himself be twisted around the castle's metaphorical finger. Whatever it may or may not have planned for them is irrelevant. He settles in front of the door again and goes to work.

"Might go faster if you'd shut up."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Sixty-two things, Mycroft. I know it's difficult for you, with no third-world unrest to incite, but some of us have actual work to be doing."

The lock is sticky, foreign, internally inconsistent. The first time he tries it's a pin tumbler, then it's a radial, then a deadbolt. He'd be fascinated if it weren't so infuriating.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
He ignores the first question entirely and starts again. Wafer tumbler.

"Luckily, I'm not you, so I don't actually care what you would do." Again. Lever tumbler. "If it bothers you so much you're free to ignore me. I welcome it, in fact."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
There's a sudden gathering of tension in his shoulders. Miniscule, barely there, but he knows that to Mycroft it might as well be a blinking neon sign. (Always the little brother, one step behind.)

"Don't put words in my mouth." His tone is even. He tries the lock again. "You aren't on his level, in any sense."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Underhanded tactic, using charged language to provoke a reaction. (A good one. Uses it himself.) It works, unfortunately, a mix of emotion and lingering sense memory bubbling from somewhere beneath his ribs.

(Anger, guilt, frustration, panic, shame. Always did have an excellent memory.)

He's silent for several seconds, processing, forcing the reaction down and away. Then he stands, leaving his makeshift picks hanging in the door, but doesn't turn around.

"How much did he tell you?"
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"I didn't ask how much you knew, Mycroft." The words come out like grit, and he has to bite back pettiness. "I asked how much he told you."

Because it's not a subject he and John bring up with each other. Breached it once, left it incomplete, silently agreed to never touch it again. Better that way. (Pointless to talk about when neither of them know the ending.)

He needs to know how much John was willing to share.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
No. He refuses to play this game, not for this. (Too important. Life or death, literally.) He turns abruptly towards Mycroft, his expression dark.

"Answer the question."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Shut up." He's approaching, now, hands folded behind his back, struggling to keep the anger under the surface. "He was a moron for telling you anything in the first place, but I'm not so easily manipulated, brother mine. If you're so desperate to hear my thoughts on the matter, answer the damn question; otherwise, shut up and eat your biscuits. I'm not interested in--"

He stops.

The ambient light of the room cuts in half in the space of a second -- the windows that were on the opposite wall suddenly not anymore.

Sherlock practically snarls under his breath, and starts to pace.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Stating the obvious now?" He suppresses the urge to throw his hands in the air, turns on his heel instead and paces in the other direction. "Is that what this is? You endeavoring to be as annoying as possible? Because if so, you really are outdoing yourself."

The overhead lights in the kitchen flicker.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-12 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I see. Of course, of course. Incessant, inane questions are only acceptable when you're the one posing them. How about this, then?"

He moves swiftly as he speaks, heading for the armoire and rifling through it, searching. The kitchen lights struggle to keep dim, brown light available.

"Does it make you feel better? In control? Fussing about my affairs like it makes any difference, like it will change anything? What would you like me to say? That I fully expect to have been inside an enclosed space with several pounds of semtex and a madman -- who is, by the way, leagues more interesting than you will ever be -- at the time of an explosion, but that, oh, your brotherly concern has made it all so much easier to handle?" The bedside lamp goes out. "Hm? Come on, Mycroft, don't leave me guessing."
Edited 2012-02-12 20:51 (UTC)
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
He jerks his head out of the armoire and stares, his expression suddenly stony. He's silent for a good ten seconds, and then he lifts one of his suits off the rack. Closes the door delicately.

"Well. Should have said that from the beginning." He runs his free hand down one of the sleeves, inspects it for damage. (Not even a stray thread.) "You'll be pleased to hear that the explosion that irreparably harmed or killed me, depending, likely did the same to him. If not worse. Proximity, and all that." He lifts his gaze back to Mycroft, tilts his head like a challenge. "No need to thank me."

The lights in the kitchen go out.
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-14 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
He actually scoffs aloud. (His relationship with John: still none of Mycroft's business. Will never be his business. Persistence will get you nowhere.)

"That's hardly an issue of national security, is it?"

He turns away, picks his way back towards the bed. Phone, phone, where is his phone?

"If the bomb went off the way I remember it, he didn't escape." He rifles through the drawers of the bedside table. Ah -- there we are. He gives it his full attention, his voice turning cheerfully sarcastic. "You'll simply have to trust me."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-02-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
"That's because my memory is the best thing possible in this circumstance."

He's the one with the most information, after all, the most acute sensory perception. (Always thought modesty was a pointless virtue.)

"I've given you all the information I have pertaining to the nation. Done my civic duty. Take it or leave it, Mycroft."
Edited 2012-02-16 03:55 (UTC)
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-03-05 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fortunately for you, I'm not so inexperienced that I'd let those things blur my data."

His phone buzzes in his hand and he flips it upright in his palm again. Texts and talks at the same time, gives Mycroft the only kind of attention he deserves: divided.

"Not my problem."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-03-06 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The first comment doesn't get a response. (Not panicking. Only stress he's under is having to deal with Mycroft and his incessant chatter.) He stares resolutely at his phone until it buzzes again.

"Don't see what my thoughts on a supernatural, interdimensional castle have to do with the state of the nation."
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[personal profile] workaphilic 2012-03-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"I've said it before, I'll say it again: not here to do your work for you, Mycroft."

He fires off another text, then finally deigns to make eye contact.

"Is that all, or is there another inane question you'd like me to ignore?"