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[jthm]

Who: anyone and everyone
What: johnny enters the castle
When: 3/23
Where: Lobby
Rating: clean so far

[He looks around. Everything seemed so normal so...peaceful.Once you live the life of a serial killer, life isn't exactly peaceful. Where were the sounds of tortured screams? The ripping of skin? The mice gnawing on rotting flesh? Nothing.

Did he die? Nah it can't be that. He can never die.

Maybe he fell asleep? But why sleep? It was such a questionable thing to waste ones time on, and if he were sleeping, his dreams would definitely NOT involve disney castle and people smiling at him...

Why were they smiling at him?

The paranoia began to sink in as he attempted to disappear to a more secluded part of the lobby]

What the fuck is happening?

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[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[There's a giant rabbit, visible to only those who believe in him painting eggs in the lobby. A rabbit who may or may not have paused in his painting to watch this guy slinking about ]

Today? Or in general?

Because not much has happened today.

[If the guy isn't a believer, well, he just started talking to himself, but that there is how life goes]

[jthm]

[The boy flinches. What was that? Where did that come from?]

Another voice? Nail Bunny is that you?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...Nail Bunny?

[Well, THAT was a new name for him]

Most people just called me the Easter Bunny.

[jthm]

The easter bunny huh? He never came to my house...bastard.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Oh. Bunny frowns a little at that. There are far too many people saying things like this, of him and North/i>]

Well. I'll have to fix that, won't I?

[jthm]

And how exactly are you going to do that Mr. Mysteriously floating egg?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[He flicks though his journal a little]

The same way I do with everyone. I look out for them.

[jthm]

Thanks but no thanks Mr. Egg. I don't need anymore voices looking after me.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Bunnymund. And you can only hear my voice because I'm talking over the journal.

[He slides it around a little on the floor. Oooooooh spooky journal]

[jthm]

Oh a voice with a journal...at least I know you're literate.

[Voices can write? Sure Nail Bunny can float and the dough boys can walk, talk and ask him to commit suicide...but really a voice with a journal? This is a new one.]

So Bunnymund? What does that make you, a tiny invisible bunny with an aussie accent? I've never had an invisible voice before. Or maybe you really are the easter bunny and that I should walk away now since I don't fucking want you in my life.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I don't think you need to be to use it, but I am.

[A touch annoyed, he doesn't like being called tiny. Sensitive topic] I'm six foot one and I really am the Easter Bunny.

...And everyone needs me. I bring hope, and everyone needs that, mate.

[jthm]

Hope?

[He scoffs. Not exactly the best topic to talk about with a guy who attempts suicide on a daily basis.

But he does poke around to try and feel out this giant invisible bunny.]

I don't have much hope for anything anymore, Bunnymund. So I don't think I need you to try to give me something I gave up on years ago. It'd be such a waste.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[When he does get close enough, there is no solid mass, his hand passes through Bunny as if he wasn't even there. Bunny shudders, as it's never a pleasant feeling and steps to one side]

Hope's never a waste. Even when things are as bad as they can get, there's always room for hope.

[jthm]

I've done horrible things, Bunnymund. There's no more hope for me.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Haven't we all? There's always hope. I should know more than anyone.

[jthm]

Because you're a bunny? What's hope to a bunn--oh right "easter bunny".

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Hope is what I bring into the world. I've been doing it for a long time.

[jthm]

...okay? But how could I have hope in something I can't see? I mean for fuck's sake I'm talking to air.

[cue air poking once again]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

That's the point of hope, isn't it? You can't ever see it.

'Course if you believed in me, you could see me.

1/2

[jthm]

Believe in the easter bunny? Like I said, he never came to my place. I never found eggs hidden in my front lawn. I was never given the chance to hope

2/2

[jthm]

But for the record you're an interesting voice, Bunnymund. Not as cruel as the doughboys or as easily worried as Nail bunny. Maybe the wall sent you to try to get me to act human...

should I act more human Bunnymund?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Then you'll have the chance here.

[What the heck sort of question was this. Wow]


...Thank you? And do you want to act more human?

[jthm]

[this is him trying to trust you.]

Maybe...

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Bunnymund would be honoured to know it]

Then give it a try, it can't hurt.

[jthm]

It's not as easy as you might think. But then...you did ask nicely.