"Dude. I can promise you, it's not. They're pixels on a screen. Look... watch this."

She had her character jump off the roof, landing with a messy splat and long, drawn out death cries, screen painted red. "See? I'm not dead. Not even dinged. I'm good. And shooting you didn't hurt you, did it? So... just... take off the panties and pull on some big boy undies."