Mabel brought one hand over her mouth while the other pointed toward the entrance.
"Please watch your step as you board. Take a moment to find the nearest exit. In this case, the entrance is also the only exit. In case of a water emergency, this entire house can be used as a flotation device. Keep your body in an upright position at all times unless you are executing a sweet somersault. The captain has turned off the fasten seat-belt sign. You are free to bounce around the cabin!"
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"Please watch your step as you board. Take a moment to find the nearest exit. In this case, the entrance is also the only exit. In case of a water emergency, this entire house can be used as a flotation device. Keep your body in an upright position at all times unless you are executing a sweet somersault. The captain has turned off the fasten seat-belt sign. You are free to bounce around the cabin!"