[ Yeah, good job ruining EVERYTHING Once-ler. You big jerk. Not that John knows or would ever assume that. Still! Condemnation from this bracket narrative! Condemnation I say! ]

Okay, so if you haven't really been stuck in any of the other places it probably doesn't make a lot of sense, but I have been to like... I don't know a bunch of other worlds? Only they might just be inside people's heads? I'm not really sure the thing the flood kid said didn't actually make that much sense. The point is that most of the places I've been have been really awful, but this isn't. This is really nice! So that's kind of weird.

[ And then John made himself sound like a completely raving lunatic. ]