[ John's jerking away. Okay, this guy is kind of an asshole. He gets that he's not really being believable here, but it's not like he's a five year old telling stories to his dad's friends. And that probably only happened once anyway if it did at all. ... That's not even important right now! ]
I'm fifteen, asshole. And I'm not bullshitting you. Look, it sounds really unbelievable, but I am sure given enough time I could definitely prove it.
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I'm fifteen, asshole. And I'm not bullshitting you. Look, it sounds really unbelievable, but I am sure given enough time I could definitely prove it.