[Did people honestly think he just had all day to lounge about and play games with them? Did they not understand he had quotas to meet? The Once-ler arches a brow, seemingly not amused by that smart remark at all]

You're hilarious. That was a real side-splitter. And if you're done with your comedy act, you can vacate the premises [he points] thataway. Unless you'd rather me get security on you, I hear they have new tasers they;re just dying to try out.