holy water cannot help you now;

[luthored]

Who: Lana Lang & Ezio Auditore
What: Rage bender that will eventually lead to presents and hopefully an intact Ezio.
When: Christmas Eve
Where: Lana's house.
Rating: PG-13 for now?

Lana had originally planned to really enjoy the holidays. She'd thought to go to Lucrezia's party, to finish wrapping up all the Christmas presents and deliver them to all of her friends, but nothing had really gone as planned. And whose fault was that?

There were names she could have cursed out loud in her rage, but she kept them silent since one could ever be too careful in Paradisa. But there, in her mind, she screamed them as she tore through anything in her path. DAMON SALVATORE. LUCREZIA BORGIA.

LEX LUTHOR!

She had almost completely demolished the panic room beneath her house, having thought that it could withstand her temper tantrum, but she was wrong. And it wasn't enough. So when that was through, she moved to her guest room, another room nobody would see, and continued to seek blame where she couldn't find it.

Lana had been trying to be happy. To help. To be useful. And who had talked her into that? Who? Maybe there was only one name she should be cursing in her head, for putting such fanciful thoughts there in the first place.

EZIO AUDITORE!

And there went the wooden wardrobe out the guest bedroom's window, left-over clothes and all, to scatter broken in her yard.