[That would!...except then he would feel obligated to share the entire time Helen came into the past and messed about with time travel. And Jack the Ripper.

Only a mafia boss and a genius, obviously!]

I'm not as creative as I used to be, though I'm sure I could think of something. I used to have a dog named Janus, though my present one is Toby. [Janus was a two headed dog. And Toby? He got when he was on a loss, his full name being well, special. Duke Tobias Barkingham the Third, Lord of Bacon Bits.]

Oh I imagine so, or whatever put us here. [And well if there is they'll find it. Not much escapes his eyes. Just like the way their shadows are reflecting off of things, it's giving him a headache.] You'd be surprised. [A grin, but then he shrugs.] I've been here nearly eighteen months now, and it can't send me home so it has to get it's amusement out of me somehow.