That's me. Seamus Zelazny Harper, Genius Inventor, Engineer, and just about everything else.

[A pause. Eh. What's the harm? It's just a kid.]

It's a Commonwealth-spec AI Avatar. It's designed to house and allow our cybernetically limited compadrés the ability to walk, talk and touch stuff. It's not exactly standard issue. There's some, might I say, brilliant modifications done by yours truly to compensate for the lack of technology around here.