It's pretty fucking hypocritical of Dave to not appreciate something he himself does all the time. Being evasive is just a Strider thing, Dave shouldn't be too put off by it.

"I really don't need to discuss it, because it's pretty much over by now." Mostly. Ish. He thinks, anyway. Jake is gone and there's no sense in stewing in it, so talking about it is mostly pointless, in the end. "It's not as if shit involving my friends is even really that important to you. It doesn't matter to you."

He rolls his eyes at that one. "You're going to turn into a fuckin' apple cinnamon cheerio, I swear to god. And it's unhealthy when you eat enough of 'em to smell like one."