Ed felt something move in his pocket, and lo and behold, EGGS EVERYWHERE.

"What kind of joke is this?!" There wasn't a string on that egg. Ed had checked! Besides, they all had legs!

"Fine. Try to get outta this." He clapped his hands together and pressed them to the ground, transmuting the ground under one of the eggs and trapping it in a little dome of earth. He's going to get to the bottom of this.