"You and Zelos, man, I will never get either of you used to soda." He smirked. "F'it makes you feel any better, the booze makes it go flat pretty fast." In his mind, that was a downpoint of putting alcohol in a perfectly good can of soda, but ... well ... such was life.

"What do you usually go for, wine or something?" He was well aware that he was vaguely stereotyping, but - come on, seriously, all the wizards in his books from back home drank wine or mead or something like that. You never saw any of them order a martini or a Long Island Iced Tea. Now that he thought about it, most of them didn't even really drink, because it was 'bad for their concentration'. Except for that one in the epic trilogy of doom he'd read once, he drank and smoked fantasy-world-weed and everything. He figured Felix was maybe more that sort of wizard, only ... a lot less zen. Maybe it was the lack of fantasy-world-weed.