There is always the more innocent form of dancing instead, which Spike couldn't claim any punishment worse than boredom of he watched! Joshua even does plenty on his own time, but those hours are spent away from the mansion, weapons and all. The one thing Spike might be able to be interested in, but Joshua's level of training really was no place for him, as much as he thinks again now he'd love to drag him along, seeing the state the cellar door is in as they pass.

"Hard to tell who's a virgin these days... That's something he should just be able to tell by tasting, I think. Might have to go through a few before he hits the jackpot. But I think they need a lot of blood when they first wake up, anyway. I definitely read that somewhere."