It's amazing how less than four seconds can still feel like a fucking eternity. Especially when your ex-girlfirend (who has been known to shoot you when she's cranky) is trying to stare a hole through your skull.

"Yeah uh... no, I can explain this." He runs a hand through his hair nervously and stands up. "see there was this guy... um, Harper. He was from a future universe that was really good at robotics."

Church looks from his old body to her.

"The guy was kind of an asshole... he built this body for me just before the castle sent him home."

He totally doesn't miss that guy. Stupid jerk.