How romantic. (The story, not the graveyard! Because he doesn't remember the graveyard.) He doesn't even doubt that this really happened, even if she is drunk. They give off that vibe as a couple.

"At least it gave you a good story to tell the kids." What can he say when she has complete control over one of his arms? He's not in the mood to deal with the clinic at this time of night.

Eventually, he realizes that might have been insensitive. Which is why he leaves out asking if her father would have approved. It's hard to stop once you get going on a streak. "Then the eye?"