it's an infestation of cute

[dgaf]

Who: Effy and Spike
What: fulfilling all your fantasies... and pandas
When: Feb. 14
Where: Room 227
Rating: PG-13

Effy even found a panda suit laid over her blanket when she woke up, groggy from drinking too much the night before. The room is blinding to her eyes, bright yellow unlike her dark blue walls. She fancies herself a creature of the night. But misery does love company. Any word of complaint rising from her throat dies as soon as she spots the familiar man lying on the next bed, his hair distinctive despite all else. The multitude of bandages for one.

Maybe they could share sob stories over how they got theirs, or bond over pandas. That would work too.

Moving as quietly as she can, Effy moves to strip to her underwear so she can slip into that panda suit and wake him up in not the most pleasant way. He's been rude to her anyway. Totally deserves it. Besides, in a castle so keen on mindfucking its residents, she might get points for contributing to the cause. Once done, she crawls up his bed on all fours, still trying to keep from waking him so she can bump her panda nose against his forehead with a low-pitched "Boo!"