I've just lived alone a long time, is all. I'm a drifter, y'see, I travel from place to place. As soon as I've finished one party, another already needs me, so I head off down the road.

[It's only a partial lie, more an omission of certain truths. He points to the rubber chicken, sitting on a cushion with a drink in front of it.]

But I have Boneless 2 for company, so its ok.