They're not that bad, he's overreacting! There are white people on vacation in Jamaica paying good money to have that level of braid done, Spike, and Molotov didn't even charge you a cent. What a good, generous little fairy she is, he should reward her with a cookie or something later.

She hears the yelling, but figures that's just part of his shower ritual, because she is now way busy taking Ein as her mount -- she's jury-rigged up a saddle and some reigns with a discarded tank top and the tie of a bathrobe, both of which she found on the floor. Hot damn, she's got herself a dog-horse.