paradisalogs | Food fi yuh rass.

Who: Miles Edgeworth, Geoffrey Chaucer, Phoenix Wright (And Veritas)
What: West Indian-themed dinner party. ~~No ganja involved.~~
When: Saturday, March 3rd,
Where: Room 502, Miles Edgeworth's room
Rating: ~~Spicy~~ Somewhat safe. Let's hope it stays that way. Semi-casual.

Ever since Phoenix's unfortunate fall which incapacitated him for two weeks, Phoenix and Edgeworht had spontaneously developed a weekly (and at times, bi-weekly) pattern of having a themed dinner event, taking place in Edgeworth's room, in which all foods and decor would be based upon, or otherwise influecned by, a selected country or region. Tonight is Caribbean Night.

Edgewrth had only been to Jamaica once ~~and totally not because he has a Jamaican mun~~ and even then, was only there for a day. He enlisted the help of a few West Indian acquaintances, and wished up a grand number of food items. In order to reflect the multiethnic diversity of the English-speaking Caribbean countries, he requested foods common in the Anglo Caribbean countries such as Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago, Guyana, St. Lucia, and others.

In due time, the castle's ghosts prepared a feast far surpassing the stomach capacity of three (or four) individuals. Upon a large, sand-sprinkled table littered with seashells, there lay three bowls of curried channa and potatoes, goat and shrimp; jerk chicken; slightly sweet fesitval with delicately spongy breaded insides; oxtail; rice and peas; a medium-sized bowl of piping, yellow dhal puree; three, large roti folded into quarters; ackee and saltfish; there was also a bowl of cut fruit including mangoes, otaheite apple, june plum, and others.

As for the condiments, there were three, small glass bowls with a spicy-sweet tamarind sauce, mango chutney, and guava jam. At the right side of the table, there were the beverages: Sorrel, with potent hints of ginger, Ting, and thick, soursop juice.

~~AND BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TYPE THIS PARAGRAPH AGAIN DSAFLKJHSDFJKH~~
The decor is as follows: Animated beach wallpaper to give the feel of actually being on a beach. Smells of the sea. Music playing in the background, including steel pans, reggae, soca, chutney music. A large, flat-screen television playing carnival scenes with flamboyantly costumed 'limers', sequined, scantily-clad beauties flailing around to soca music and large floats. ~~Damn it.~~

Food references: Festival, ackee and saltfish, roti, curried channa and potatoes, ~~Ugh I had links before but don't give a crap anymore find pictures yourselves :/.~~

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Absolutely not.

And why not? We're your friends, aren't we? I'll share a story if you do.

I can't for the life of me understand why two [~~straight~~] gentlemen like you would want to listen to anything someone like me would have to say.

Edited 2012-03-29 02:44 (UTC)

A juicy story is a juicy story.

Exactly.

You want a 'juicy' story...

We told you ours.

[Not really, but...?]

Neither of you have yet to tell a story. Saying that 'it was done' does not count as a story, Wright.

Ah, then you would like to hear our stories, Miles?

...Not...really.

I didn't think you wanted to hear about my dirty sex with Dahlia Hawthorne.

[Biting his lip to keep from laughing at that because seriously no]

[Oh Christ, Phoenix. Srsly?]

No. I really, really do not.

[Glancing back and forth with a confused expression.]

And why not? Does Phoenix have some disgusting sexual habit that you know about or something?

No!! Absolutely not!! I have no disgusting sexual habits and if I did he wouldn't know them!!

Yes, he does.

[An amused smile.] Do tell. Is it quite scandalous?

It isn't true, Geoff, don't listen...

Oh, indeed. I know all about it. Don't I...Feenie~?

[He raises his eyebrows, glancing at Phoenix.]

Are you going to share?

[Crisis averted]

Do not call me "Feenie"...

...and no, I'm not sharing!!

...Fine, fine. I say, the lad is embarrassed by me, now.

Ah, yes. I'm afraid we'll have to listen to your story, then.

[He sighs.]

Very well, then...

...

...Once upon a time...

[His expression is bemused as he puts his chin in his hands, waiting patiently for the story to continue.]

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