Barney snorted a little. "Ted. I know about as much more about Ted as I know about quantum phys -- wait, no, there was that one time Clone rambled on at me for like, an hour at Caritas. Scratch that. I know more about quantum physics than I know about Ted. And the guy spent nearly a week holed up in my room because - get this - he had issues about almost dying on that field trip thing, and Paris made him homesick."

Taking a substantial swig of booze, Barney really, really hoped that Crowley didn't have to have him spell that one out for him. Where did Ted think he got off spewing that kind of stuff? Especially to HIM ...?!