ɪ'ʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ, ɪғ ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ's ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ

[impetuous]

ᴡʜᴏ: The King of Hearts and you
ᴡʜᴀᴛ: tmw things make less sense in a place with no sense
ᴡʜᴇɴ: Today
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ: Wonderland. Queen's courtyard.


[ For anyone who saw him the day before, the King cuts a much less obvious (and eye-watering) figure. He walks past the various suits working in the croquet grounds, ignoring the obeisance paid to him. At the beginning of the maze, he pauses. A frown knits his brow. It's there he can be found, trying to consider something that continues to elude him. ]

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[save_the_souls]

[Allen had been trying to stay closer to the castle, while evading getting his head chopped off by the royal court. But he catches the sight of Gwaine lost in his thoughts at the entry of the maze, looking perplexed. Maybe now is the chance...he'll be slow to approach]

Gwaine?

[impetuous]

[ He continues frowning ahead, as if the answer to everything is behind the hedge. ]

Is it a name what makes it or it what makes its own name?

[save_the_souls]

Hm?

Well...it has to be there first before you can put a name to it, right?

[impetuous]

And who gave you the right to name?

[save_the_souls]

No one. It's your name.

[impetuous]

I think I would know my own name.

[save_the_souls]

Then what is your name?

[impetuous]

[ Totally serious: ]

I'm the King of Hearts.

[ Seriously. Just punch him. Gwaine will get you all the cupcakes later. ]

[save_the_souls]

That's a title, not a name.

[Seriously the temptation is getting larger and larger]

[impetuous]

That is my name.

[save_the_souls]

So whose your father then? King of Hearts Senior?

[impetuous]

[ Utterly perplexed: ]

I have a father? That is important. I must inform the Queen.

[save_the_souls]

No you don't-! [Not that psycho!] Everyone has a father, are you saying you don't remember yours?

[impetuous]

Should I?

[save_the_souls]

[He...has no idea since really Gwaine and him never talked about family ever]

Maybe! Or at least your childhood!

[impetuous]

[ fail, allen. faaaaaaaail.

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I was King.

[save_the_souls]

[ OH MY GOD]

No! You weren't! No one is born a king!

[impetuous]

Are you claiming I'm a liar?

[save_the_souls]

No, just an idiot.

[impetuous]

[ . . . ]





















MY QUEEN!

[save_the_souls]

[He groans] And a coward too?!

Guess I have no time-

[Excuse him as he PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE] Snap out of it Gwaine!

[impetuous]

[ Okay.

OW

The returning punch is pure reflex. Poor, tavern brawl honed reflex. ]

What the hell, Allen?! That is my face and I rather like it unbroken!

[save_the_souls]

[And he gets hit in the face and stumbles back some, covering his nose]

Then stop acting like such a stupid arse!

1/2

[impetuous]

Is that any way to talk to your mother, you ungrateful eedjit?!

[ Yeah. Of all the memories. That's the one that got jogged. ]

[impetuous]

[ And it promptly goes away again. ]

Oh, the Queen won't like this. She won't like this at all. Guards!

1/2

[save_the_souls]

[WHY GOD WHY]

You are not my moth-

[save_the_souls]

[Oh no what he's back to talking like that King again]

Dammit- Gwaine! Stop!

[impetuous]

[ Stumbling away as fast as his cowardly legs can carry him. ]

Guards!

[save_the_souls]

[He'll yell after him]

COWARD OF A KNIGHT!

[But Allen is no idiot, he knows he could be in big trouble very quickly. So he's running in the opposite direction away from the castle]