Obligatory Annoy Church Post.

[originalcopy]

Who: Church and YOU  (yes, you over there, with the face)
What:  Church needs to be pestered.
When: Anytime during his human loss (5/28 -6/9)
Where:  Various locations around the castle and town.
Rating:  Church's potty mouth

I haven't gotten him into nearly enough trouble.   So if you've ever wanted to annoy him now's your chance!

((edit: I'll throw up a couple of places, but feel free to just run into him anywhere!))

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Kitchen

[originalcopy]

Because Church actually has to eat now... unfortunately he doesn't really know how to cook. So he's just going to poke around for left overs and hope they aren't gross.

[whistles_the_blues]

Eating a meal eh church? Well you might hear the familiar thump of some robotic foot steps as Blues walks toward the kitchen. What do?

[originalcopy]

He's found some things to make a sandwich with and he's going to eat his sandwich, thank you very much. The robutt can just bugger off on his merry way. Besides, it's not like he's going to stop in the kitchen.

Plus, he's not waiting until he gets back to town to grab a quick bite to eat.

[whistles_the_blues]

And normally he would just walk by, but he catches sight of Church eating that sandwich in the corner of his eye and actually stops. Is he actually that dumb that he'd mess up his circuits by eating a sandwich, but when noting happens. He just stares for a moment.

[originalcopy]

Just what he needs, that jackass staring at him while he eats. Church tries to ignore him but can't... he raises an eyebrow.

"Whabt?"

And yes, he is talking with his mouth full... classy.

[whistles_the_blues]

...You know, Blues isn't really surprised about that. Manners are the last thing he expects from Church, heck he's surprised he could actually do laundry.

"Didn't know you could do that, that's all."

[originalcopy]

Pfft... he just doesn't like you, so why bother with manners. As for laundry, the instructions are written on the machine... so there.

"Eat a sandwich? Yeah, why shouldn't I be able to eat a sandwich? I'm hungry."

Duh.

[whistles_the_blues]

Church can read/Follow basic picture instructions? Blues is impressed.

"Normally you're machine, they don't do that often. Castle turned you human though, right? That explains it." Just like what happened to 5.

[originalcopy]

Ha Ha, very funny jackass. He scowls at Blues.

"I am human... The castle gave me my body back." He shrugs and turns back to his sandwich. "At least for a little while."

[whistles_the_blues]

"So you were human, then turned into a machine?" Okay Church, for once what you have to say actually interests Blues. ...This may never happen again.

[originalcopy]

"No, I'm still human... I died and came back as a ghost." He runs a hand through his hair. Not his favorite topic of conversation, thank you.

"I use the robot body so I can actually interact with shit. It's pretty bullshit not having a physical body."

[whistles_the_blues]

Blues knows that feel, not that he'd admit it.

"Well, I suppose at least you still can interact with things. That's something." But you still piss him off.

[originalcopy]

Well, now you know why you piss him off so much when you talk to him like a machine.

"No shit. It's nice being able to actually pick something up if I want to look at it."

Not as messy as possessing another person either.

[whistles_the_blues]

He'll remember that; Church is a stupid person, not a stupid machine. The thought does cross his mind though that Church could possess his body if he wanted to, that's something that he doesn't particularly like.

"I imagine it would be. Hm, well enjoy your sandwich." Yeah, this whole talk of death just reminds him of what he has to look forward to when he gets back to his world. Maybe he'll just leave for now.

[originalcopy]

He appreciates the distinction. And yeah, fear the spooky ghost powers... oooOOOooo.

"I plan to."

Well, at least he didn't ask him how he died. That shit's just embarrassing.