samson: (birthday brock)
Brock Fucking Samson ([personal profile] samson) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs2012-08-07 04:27 pm

Happy birthday!

Who: Brock, Molotov, people Molotov likes (not necessarily people Brock likes)
What: Molotov's birthday party!
When: Tuesday, 8/7, 2pm
Where: Brock's dumb cabin
Rating: Probably PG?? it is a mystery

Today is Molotov's birthday and she's turning 40 (but don't tell anybody).

Brock had left the cabin doors unlocked so the party guests could filter in and hide before he arrived with Molotov. Or they could just stand around and not hide; Brock didn't really care. As long as people actually showed up, he was cool with whatever.

His cabin was decorated in pretty standard birthday party fare, with streamers hanging from the ceiling and balloons scattered throughout. There was also a table with snacks and a bunch of dumb party hats on it. And there was a lot of alcohol.

Like, a lot of it.

Because what kind of birthday doesn't have an irresponsible amount of booze?

[ hiding!!! | partying!!! ]
hellshaped: (SHOCK!)

[personal profile] hellshaped 2012-08-15 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
But you married him...
molotov: (persephohi)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-15 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That does not mean he has never deserved to be shot!
hellshaped: (custom hb tuxes cost the bprd lots of $)

[personal profile] hellshaped 2012-08-15 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[You guys are a weird couple.]

Okay...
molotov: (alternate)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-15 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hellboy, the last time I shot him, he had gained a hundred pounds, broken into my office, crawled around in the air ducts, and then fell out of the ceiling on top of me. So he deserved it.
hellshaped: (say what)

[personal profile] hellshaped 2012-08-15 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[What...]

Nothing about that makes sense.
molotov: (okay?)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-15 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
How does that not make sense?
hellshaped: (back of head)

[personal profile] hellshaped 2012-08-16 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why would either of you ...

[He shakes his head.] Never mind. It's none of my business.

Happy birthday.
molotov: (call me now)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Hellboy.