samson: (birthday brock)
Brock Fucking Samson ([personal profile] samson) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs2012-08-07 04:27 pm

Happy birthday!

Who: Brock, Molotov, people Molotov likes (not necessarily people Brock likes)
What: Molotov's birthday party!
When: Tuesday, 8/7, 2pm
Where: Brock's dumb cabin
Rating: Probably PG?? it is a mystery

Today is Molotov's birthday and she's turning 40 (but don't tell anybody).

Brock had left the cabin doors unlocked so the party guests could filter in and hide before he arrived with Molotov. Or they could just stand around and not hide; Brock didn't really care. As long as people actually showed up, he was cool with whatever.

His cabin was decorated in pretty standard birthday party fare, with streamers hanging from the ceiling and balloons scattered throughout. There was also a table with snacks and a bunch of dumb party hats on it. And there was a lot of alcohol.

Like, a lot of it.

Because what kind of birthday doesn't have an irresponsible amount of booze?

[ hiding!!! | partying!!! ]
molotov: (uh...)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hellboy? Why?
wagers: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="manipul8trix"> (Throwing cigar8es down.)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know!
molotov: (bored)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Vriska. You really expect me to believe that Hellboy walked up to you and punched you for no reason?
wagers: (pic#1454936)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
He was just laying there! So I was trying to wake him up...
molotov: (awesome ass)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
And how were you trying to wake him, exactly?
wagers: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="manipul8trix"> (pic#1454968)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
By poking him...
wagers: (Stuck under my pillow.)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't sure if he was dead or not! What else was I supposed to do?
molotov: (ughhh)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
If he was dead... wait, was this when he first got here? When he had the spear stuck in his chest?
wagers: (pic#1454993)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right! That spear... He could have been dead! I didn't know, so I checked it out!
molotov: (persephohi)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I do not think poking him was the best option.

[Although, really, who is Molotov to speak? She tried to yank the spear out of him while he was still unconscious.]
wagers: (You said you couldn't 8reathe.)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly! He reacted like an ass!
molotov: (hm.)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I am sure he would apologize.
wagers: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="manipul8trix"> (A right turn gone wrong.)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
That shit hurt though!
molotov: (casual face)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well, all he can do is apologize, Vriska.
wagers: (THIS IS HOW I ROLL)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so!
molotov: (heart.)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I will tell him to apologize to you, devotchka. So stop calling him names.
wagers: (I'm one step closer to the edge.)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Fine! It's not like I was going to cause a ruckus here, anyway.
molotov: (alternate blue)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Molotov just rolls her eye a little. Teenagers!]

Have fun, Vriska. Eat some cake.
wagers: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="manipul8trix"> (They heard this one 1000 times.)

[personal profile] wagers 2012-08-17 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn straight!]

Don't mind if I do! Have fun and all that!
molotov: (mocking you~~)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-08-17 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.