assassino: (flippant ❧ every man is mortal)
Ezio Auditore ([personal profile] assassino) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs 2012-11-05 05:44 am (UTC)

[He chuckles. He feels warm.]

Women are not supposed to drink at all!

Well, that is not entirely true: few people in Italia drink water, as it is unclean, so we all drink wine... but to drink strictly for pleasure is something only men are supposed to do. That does not stop women from overindulging sometimes, but it would be inappropriate for me to invite a woman for drinks strictly for pleasure's sake.

[He holds the next round for a second in favour of being chatty.]

You see -- [Italian gesticulations go here] -- women are considered to be insatiable, and nothing brings out their hunger for cazzo like drunkenness does. It is inappropriate to encourage this in women, too, as they cannot help that nature has made them crave men's bodies.

[He laughs again... hahaha... ]

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