Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic;

[excalibured]

Who: Arthur Pendragon & Crowley
What: Arthur's prankster ways finally catch up to him
When: Now
Where: Wherever Crowley keeps his car
Rating: PG-13 for swears, probably

( It's greased lightning; )

THE ART OF COCKBLOCKING.

[wilder]

Who: Genis Sage (pocketmage) & Zelos Wilder (wilder)
What: COCKBLOCKING: THE LOG
When: Today!
Where: The City
Rating: PG-13

( Squirts always have the worst timing )