Right, because he's the daft one here. No wonder the bird looks so freaked out. He looks the creature over, trying to figure out a way to get the same results without the risk of actually killing the hapless creature.

"I don't suppose you can do that on your own?"

He mumbles an apology and gently tries to pull the flamingos neck out strait. He holds out the stiffened bird and looks it in the eyes.

"And I thought my job sucked."