IT'S A BABY-BONANZA!

[paradisamods]

Good morning, residents! Did you sleep well? You're going to need all the energy you can muster because congratulations: You're parents! Again! The Paradisa Stork has paid some very lucky residents a visit last night, and even moved them to a more kid-friendly environment.

Some of you may already recognize your little bundle of joy and--my, how they've grown! Others will have to get acquainted with their little rugrats. You may not know them, but they certainly know you. By they way? They're bored. And hungry! And they want all the attention you could possibly give them.

It's going to be a long week.

(ooc: Use this as a catch-all post! This will be the only mass post for the Sunny Skies Retreat, so you may use it for any day that you'd like. Feel free to make your own posts and/or sections whenever you'd like!

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Comments

[secondchances]

[Awkwardly laughs and pets a passing bunny. What can she say that doesn't have to do with Tim or babies?]

So, umm... you're not a little kid.

[bronwe]

[ Well, that sure gets a hearty laugh out of him. ]

No, I had fifty years last I checked.

[secondchances]

... fifty. Like, five-zero. Fifty?

[bronwe]

Yes. I might add one more to it soon, if I could only keep track of the calendar.

[secondchances]

But you're so tiny and cute.

[bronwe]

[ TINY AND CUTE... He laughs rather awkwardly. ]

We are the Little Folk. Some call us halflings though we dislike the term.

[secondchances]

What should I call you then, aside from Frodo? Not that I plan to call you by it or anything.

[bronwe]

You can call us hobbits! Or Little Folk. Some call me Master Baggins.

[secondchances]

Hobbits. Cute. [AIN'T NO ONE HER MASTER.]

[bronwe]

[ BUT HE OWNS BAG END AND EVERYTHING. ]

What does 'cute' mean?

[secondchances]

Oh. It's a good thing. It's like... this bunny is cute. Babies are cute, too.

[bronwe]

Little things are cute?

[secondchances]

Well, big things can be cute, too. I think I'm cute, sometimes. [HAHA...]

[bronwe]

[ He grins. ]

You certainly are!

[secondchances]

[Laughs.]

See? I think you've got it.

[bronwe]

[ He chuckles a bit, certainly glad to see she's stopped crying! ]

And your child too, I'm sure.

[secondchances]

Without a doubt.

[Always has the cutest castle babies.]

[bronwe]

Will you not go back to see him?

[secondchances]

Soon. I just needed time to cool off.

... thanks, by the way.

[bronwe]

What for?

[secondchances]

Talking to me. I needed the company. [Knows you saw her crying, bro :( ]

[bronwe]

Oh. [ He feels bashful all of a sudden. There are many who make better company than he does, but for what it's worth-- ]

You ought to thank the rabbit too.

[secondchances]

I think you deserve a little more credit than the rabbit, but thank you, Mr. Rabbit. Your softness soothed my soul.

[bronwe]

[ He grins. ]

I heard blankets help to keep a child sleep soundly, though you might be wise not to listen to an old bachelor in this matter.

[secondchances]

I have a good amount of experience with babies, so I can confirm that what you've heard is right. They like feeling bundled up.