WELCOME TO TOKYO.

[tokyodisa]

Who: Everybody!
What: Tokyo Day One
When: Tuesday, 16/July -- starting at midnight
Where: Paradisa Hotel in downtown Tokyo
Rating: kawaii

Maybe you were asleep in bed last night. Maybe you were out on the town. Or maybe you were working on something super cool, which you didn't really need to be disrupted by, oh, say a world change or anything else stupid.

Too bad for you, that's just what happened.

At the stroke of midnight, everyone will find themselves back in their assigned castle rooms -- except they're not exactly the same as they were left…

[ ROOMS | RESTAURANT & BAR | FITNESS CENTER | LOBBY & GIFT SHOP | COURTYARD ]

[this log is only for the hotel! if you'd like to explore tokyo, feel free to set up your own logs and posts.]

Comments

[anytime]

...For real? Ok, first chance we get, we're buying a pizza and relegating at least a couple slices for leftovers. The burger can wait until we get that taken care of.

[He's semi-aware of the Look and maybe he should be more concerned about it, but cold pizza takes priority.]

[cyan_maid]

[The Look is only intensifying, but Jane huffs a little sigh.]

I suppose...trying it won't hurt?

[anytime]

[Victory is his.]

Well, if you're gonna eat that [and he nods at her tray], cold pizza is downright tame in comparison.

[cyan_maid]

It still sounds highly unusual...

[anytime]

What century are you from again.

[cyan_maid]

The twenty first.

[anytime]

I'm calling BS. How can you be from the twenty-first century and find cold pizza weird. That's practically negligent parenting.

[cyan_maid]

Because people have varying tastes and varying parent experiences? I certainly would not call my Dad negligent.

[anytime]

Yeah, but.

[He waves his hands in a vague, meaningless gesture.]

Cold pizza is like a staple of the American experience. You are missing out and I can't have the pint-sized edition of my best bro's grandmom fester in the oozing pits of outdatedness.

[cyan_maid]

[Oh that old ectobiology song and dance again. Jane will just roll her eyes and not say a thing about it.]

I was under the impression that the quintessential American experience involved things other than cold pizza breakfasts.

[anytime]

[Wait until he realizes she has two years of pop cultural experience on him.]

Sure, but at least fifty percent of any cultural experience is all about the food. That's how you know the trolls fucked up, because they haven't got any AJ.

[cyan_maid]

[All the memes Dave has missed. It's a shame.]

I had no idea apple juice was the pinnacle of human creation, either.

[anytime]

[For real. He never even got to see a Youtube video reach a billion views.]

Maybe not the pinnacle, but it's up there.

[cyan_maid]

[He never got to hear President Obama being songifyed...]

So then what's at the very top, then? Do enlighten me!

[anytime]

[Or learn of Snoop Dogg's conversion to Snoop Lion...]

Whoa, no, I can't go spoiling the big reveal like that. We've got to build up to it. So pizza first, then burgers, and lots of AJ between. We'll make a proper urban American out of you yet.

[cyan_maid]

Oh, come on! Secrets aren't any fun!

[But this does get a chuckle out of her.]

[anytime]

Just think of it as a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didn't even really need solving. But damn if you're not gonna solve it. So consider Jane on the case.

[cyan_maid]

You're darn tootin' Jane's on the case!