Holy Jolly Christmas Decorating June Style

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Who:  Leonard Church but mostly YOU!
What:  Helping a grouch 'celebrate' Christmas
When:  Anytime during the Christmas in July season
Where:   Church's festive doorway
Rating:   PG-13 for immature humor

Church hates Christmas... Hates it with a passion.  So, the Castle decided to spread some cheer by helping Church decorate, placing a large plastic door cover with a cheery NOEL printed on it.  Church crossed out the EL so now it has a cheery NO instead.
Being such good friends several past residents had decided to help Church celebrate with decorations of their own and the Castle has dutifully returned them every Christmas.    York started with a pair of naughty deer, South escalated with her own brand of cheer and Mark left a thoughtfully hand crafted Yes it's a dick made from popsicle sticks, giant glittery pom-poms, sparkles and paint. 

Now's your chance to make your mark and help Church remember this oh so joyous of seasons come early.   Feel free to leave a festive something of your own, rude, cute or otherwise.   Have fun because he refuses to.

Comments

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It was the holiday, well it was the forced holiday anyway. And she was forced to indulge in the costume of the season. IT only made sense that she had to contribute to the decorating and annoyance that was spreading in waves of cheer.

So then Church would find himself with a new door mat

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Gee thanks, he'll enjoy wiping his feet on it. On the plus side, it's not rude... the deer aren't humping each other or anything... so that's a plus.

She's lucky she's trained to be sneaky, because if he saw her in that elf get up he'd be laughing his ass off right now.