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Combat Instructor Alleyne ([personal profile] disciplines) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs2012-05-11 07:31 am

Brutal Boot Camp - Day 1

Who: Alleyne and anyone/everyone going to boot camp
What: Day 1 in a week of intensive training and educating the masses
When: May 11th
Where: A forest right on the border of the Dead Zone
Rating: S for Shenanigans (Shouldn't be more than PG13 at most)

The elf waited at the crack of dawn, standing firm in the lobby, carrying only a small pack on her shoulders and gripping her staff tight. She had on a simple mantle over her usual green outfit, hood down, taping one of the capped ends of her weapon against the ground. A commanding presence and sense of enthusiasm radiated off of her almost, a slight, sadistic grin on her lips.

Alleyne never smiles. Those who saw that glimpse of happiness knew from the onset this trip would be a horrible, grueling experience. Those who knew not could remain blissfully unaware, thinking of her just as a teacher happy to help anyone learn.

"Time to go, hope you all can keep up!" she said as she lead them out as close to the Dead Zone as they could get, making them walk the last bit of the trip through thick woods. She stepped through them as one would expect an elf to, watching everyone hack their way through behind her.

She found a suitable spot about an hour into their walk, a stream nearby. She stopped and began to make camp, inviting everyone over to sit down and take a good look at their new surroundings.

"This is our home for the next week. Get used to it and treat it well."

The sun peeked in through the canopy, illuminating the area beautifully. If you're going to be stuck there, may as well be somewhere easy on the eyes.

[Bag Inspection | Poison Ivy | Tents and Campfires]

[OOC: There's still time to join! Throw them in anywhere! Open to anyone ever! Prose or action-spam is perfectly okay! IC Info Post | OOC Info Post]
wilder: (great zelos wisdom time!)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-15 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaaat? I'm sure lots of girls have...horns!

[He shrugs] Seemed better than the ground.
psych0p0mps: giving a sidelong annoyed glance (pic#1524565)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-15 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[A wry smile, but she picks up one of the acorns and lobs it back up at him.] What's that, then?
wilder: (derp you for real?)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoa! Narrowly dodging]

Uh, an acorn?
psych0p0mps: smiling mischievously (♈ when you're having fun)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-15 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tosses up another one!]

Come on. I already know it was you!
wilder: (trolololol)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-15 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ducks!]

Alright, alright- you caught me red handed! I just got a little bored, that's all!
psych0p0mps: smiling mischievously (♈ time is fleeting)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-15 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's cool, as a troll she knows all about that feel.]

Well alright. But from now on keep a better hold on your nuts, okay? [with a total straight face BECAUSE WHAT IS HUMAN INNUENDO]
wilder: (great zelos wisdom time!)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-15 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He meanwhile simply snorts]

I make no promises! ♥
psych0p0mps: brushing her hair back with a knowing smile (pic#1524570)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-15 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Zelos such a good sport

anyway she does that thing where you point at your eyes and then the other person before going back to her bug hunt. WATCHING YOU, BROSKI.]
wilder: (hey look I found your fail)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-15 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just chuckles and gives her a couple moments...before oh throwing one over her head :x ]
psych0p0mps: grinning mischievously (♈ drinking those moments when)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-16 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[She pauses to watch it bounce, pressing her lips together. Oh it's on dude. She'll teach you about trolling a troll.

Aradia calmly gets up, walks over to an unguarded apple, picks it up, turns it over curiously in her hand, and walks back. She raises it to her mouth and it looks like she's about to take a bite - when suddenly she hauls back and throws it up at Zelos.]
wilder: (trolololol)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-16 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He tries to evade the move, but it hits him in the shoulder since moving around a tree branch is hard. He's laughing though]

Ouch! Nice throw!
psych0p0mps: wearing a fedora and grinning super wide (♈ true about my taste)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-17 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She sticks out her tongue because she's six apparently no really, but can't hold it and starts laughing herself.]

How - how do you like them apples!
wilder: (smiling laugh)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-17 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He always brings out the maturity in people. Still laughing]

Hmmm...not bad! Not bad! But if you got any melons to throw I'll take those too!
psych0p0mps: chatting with Dave while Tavros starts some sick fires in the background (pic#1524585)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[no melons here just grapes I mean cough]

Okay, but if you get knocked out of the tree, I will perform first aid! ...... Because - because I don't know how human first aid works. That's the joke.
wilder: (cocky little shit)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-18 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snickers]

Don't worry, I can treat myself, Dr. Aradia~!
psych0p0mps: running excitedly toward something (♈ it's astounding)

[personal profile] psych0p0mps 2012-05-19 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[This just in: Aradia is the Doctor. all mysteries solved

anyway she just shakes her head and traipses off to resume her dinnertime foraging and stuff........ on the other side of the camp lololol]
wilder: (groooan)

[personal profile] wilder 2012-05-20 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[pffft buzzkill. He'll just have to wait for other victims]