open ] [ paradisa job fair

[huntersdaughter]

Who: People who want to hire or to be hired.
When: Saturday. All Day.
Where: The Ballroom.
What: Job Fair.


[The ballroom is set up with rows of tables. No one had to confirm, but she's been passing out fliers for some time now. If no one shows up, Jo will just have to hire everyone... or no one. There are dry erase boards and markers set at every booth. This way, people can write up all the information on their available positions and anything else and people can easily read it.

Jo has a table near the entrance with pens and notepads, in case people want to take notes (journal free). There's also fresh brewed coffee, tea, and water. Plus some cookies.

Jo's hopeful that this will at least get her one new employee, if not two.]




((ooc: helpful form!))

Name of Business: <b>NAME HERE</b> Type of Business: <I>TYPE OF BUSINESS HERE ie: Food, Retail, Office</i> Location: <I>Castle or City - where in the city</I> Hours of Operation: <b>EXAMPLE: M - F: 9AM - 10PM, Sat: 11AM - 5PM, Sun: Closed</b> <b>About the Business:</b> Feel free to explain about the business. How long it's been in Paradisa, anything special about your business, or just whatever you feel would be important to tell a potential employee up front. Feel free to link to images if you have them. <B>Pay Scale:</b> HOURLY? SALARY? TIPS? <b>Positions Offered:</b> <blockquote> • Position Title: Requirements • Position Title: Requirements </blockquote> <B>Current Employees:</b> <blockquote> • Name • Name </blockquote>

Comments

a communal garden (it's a garden)

[samson]

[Brock is not freaking creative at all unless it's about killing guys, so you just get the bare bones for this one.]

Name of Business: Garden
Type of Business: communal garden
Hours of Operation: whenever

About the Business: Take the vegetables you grow and maybe the ones other people grow if they're cool with it.

Pay Scale: Vegetables

Positions Offered:

• Gardeners: You need to know what you're doing
• Great gardeners: Maybe you can tell people how to not suck

Current Employees Caretaker:

• Brock Samson

[msattentionspan]

Pretty sure it's hard to figure out how to tell anyone how not to suck.

[samson]

I don't have the patience to teach people how to plant and water seeds.

[msattentionspan]

It's gardening. How hard is it?

[samson]

You'd be surprised. Some people just aren't cut out for growing anything.

[msattentionspan]

Doesn't that have to do with the ground? I mean, if you plant something and it doesn't grow that's not your fault.

[samson]

Yeah, but you need to know what kind of ground is bad for growing stuff. And how much water to give, and what kind of sunlight, and all that.

[msattentionspan]

Sounds too complicated for some plants.

[samson]

Well, some are simpler than others. But you still need some finesse. Especially since it doesn't, uh ... rain here.

[msattentionspan]

I thought it did rain here. Just not like normal weather.

[samson]

Yeah, we get those big tropical storms once in awhile ...

[msattentionspan]

Guess there aren't many hoses out here.

[samson]

Nah, we do it old-school. Carrying buckets full of well water, man.

[He doesn't even know if there's a well around here. Buckets full of river water? Whatever.]

[quits]

A garden? That's a great idea. I was wondering if people did that here or not.

[samson]

I figured we should probably start, right? No sense wishing for everything if we can do it ourselves.

[quits]

No, it's a really good idea. Living off the land that we're giving, trying to find valuable resources. I think it's a noble project.

[samson]

Ha. I don't know about noble. Maybe just something to teach people to stop relying on a bullshit magic castle.

[quits]

Considering how reliant people are on it, even when they get injured for taking advantage? I think you're taking on a pretty big task.

[samson]

It'll only be big if people bother to take me up on it. I'm pretty much just assuming I'm going to be the one taking care of everybody's plants anyway.

[quits]

If you need help, I'd be glad to assist.

[samson]

Are you any good at gardening?

[quits]

I've grown a tomato or two.

[samson]

Yeah. I mean, I'm no master gardener or anything myself. But it helps to at least have some experience.

[quits]

I do have a bit of it. I'm Pepper Potts, by the way. Well, Virginia, but everyone calls me Pepper.

[samson]

Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm Brock. [Gesturing at the sign he has up ... look, that's his name!]

Why Pepper?