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paradisalogs2012-12-13 07:17 pm
ex_garroter234) wrote in paradisalogs2012-12-13 07:17 pm
if you don't leave you will kill or be killed
Who: Micheletto and you
What: the most ridiculous intro i've ever written
When: 13/December, late afternoon
Where: the duck pond
Rating: ducks.
[There is currently a very nonplussed-looking man standing knee-deep in the duck pond. He has apparently been there for at least several minutes, because the ducks have become accustomed to his presence enough where they aren't too afraid to come close.
His hair is a little damp, too. Maybe he fell in earlier? Regardless, he's still just standing there. It's a little weird. Surely someone in such a catatonic state could use some assistance!
Of course, the second any hypothetical assistance gets close enough, he's going to grab them and toss them into the pond. Maybe that's why he looks so puzzled.]
[ooc.: during this post, micheletto's also experiencing his first temporary loss, wherein he will just shove people into the pond reflexively if they get within arm's reach. because it's funny. prose or actionspam, you decide!]
What: the most ridiculous intro i've ever written
When: 13/December, late afternoon
Where: the duck pond
Rating: ducks.
[There is currently a very nonplussed-looking man standing knee-deep in the duck pond. He has apparently been there for at least several minutes, because the ducks have become accustomed to his presence enough where they aren't too afraid to come close.
His hair is a little damp, too. Maybe he fell in earlier? Regardless, he's still just standing there. It's a little weird. Surely someone in such a catatonic state could use some assistance!
Of course, the second any hypothetical assistance gets close enough, he's going to grab them and toss them into the pond. Maybe that's why he looks so puzzled.]
[ooc.: during this post, micheletto's also experiencing his first temporary loss, wherein he will just shove people into the pond reflexively if they get within arm's reach. because it's funny. prose or actionspam, you decide!]
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We have gone from Rome, been taken to a different world. Why are you standing in the water?
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Taken by whom?
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[Cesare comes closer, as clearly his manservant is disoriented enough to probably need a bit of assistance.]
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[Micheletto doesn't really want to wait to get answers, because none of what Cesare is saying makes sense!
He does start climbing out of the pond with Cesare's assistance, though -- except as soon as he's about halfway out, one foot on the bank, he abruptly shoves Cesare into the water.]
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[AND THEN SUDDENLY CESARE IS IN THE WATER, WHAT THE HELL.
He splutters and turns over to rise up, infuriated.]
What has possessed you, Micheletto!
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Which is to say, he's slipped back into a near-catatonic state of bewilderment again. Dumps body over bridge with master; lands in duck pond without master; master strolls by like nothing happened; suddenly pushing master into a pond. Okay.
This was turning out to be a really strange day.]
Your Eminence, I did not -- this was not something I intended to do --
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There is no other explanation. Come -- [He wades back in the water to help, sob.....]