Obligatory Annoy Church Post.

[originalcopy]

Who: Church and YOU  (yes, you over there, with the face)
What:  Church needs to be pestered.
When: Anytime during his human loss (5/28 -6/9)
Where:  Various locations around the castle and town.
Rating:  Church's potty mouth

I haven't gotten him into nearly enough trouble.   So if you've ever wanted to annoy him now's your chance!

((edit: I'll throw up a couple of places, but feel free to just run into him anywhere!))

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[originalcopy]

"Uh, a bunch of us got magic castle kids..."

He shrugs nonchalantly.

"other than that, pretty dull really."

Which has been exactly what he needed for a while. Boring was fantastic after so much bullshit.

[solowingpixy]

The mention of the kids makes him crack a smirk- a small one, but it's there.

"Yeah, I was there for the kids. Ended up getting stuck with one of my own as well."

As well as a faux-wife for the week, complete with the castle messing with him and Mitsuru by giving them matching wedding bands, but that was a whole different show.

"At least I didn't miss anything important. I'd hate to miss out on new events in this place."

One could almost tell how disappointed Pixy would be by how dry his tone was. At least things have been bullshit-free since the kids disappeared.

[originalcopy]

"Oh yeah, heaven forbid you miss the excitement of someone being turned into a cat or a bunch of us being turned into old people or something."

He thinks for a minute, his own week had been pretty preoccupied. He could swear that something happened.

"Oh, York's having a steampunk race. Could be a way to get a vehicle that will actually let us travel in the Dead Zone."

Not that he can really take advantage of that. Not normally anyway.

[solowingpixy]

He gave a small laugh, "Hey, seeing others get turned into animals can be entertaining in its own right."

Probably not for the victim, of course- this sort of conversation reminding him of the time the castle thought it'd be hilarious to change him into a hellhound. And drop him off in the room of a sixteen-year-old girl. It wasn't funny to him, sure, but hey, when it happens to someone else...

At the mention of the race, Pixy would raise an eyebrow.

"I'd honestly be surprised if there's anyone here competent enough to manage to make something like that. Even if there is, I'm not sure how keen I'd be on going out there again."

Unless he got 'hired' as a 'bodyguard' again, then he might.

[originalcopy]

"I guess there's only one way to find out."

He smirks and chuckles.

"What's the matter Pix? Not the adventuring type?"

[solowingpixy]

"I can't say I'm one for sight seeing. Unless it's from the air." Pixy would manage to shoot a wry smile right back at Church, proceeding to shake his head.

"Not to mention when you're attacked by bug creatures and encounter something as absurd as talking giraffes, you lose your sense of adventure pretty fast."

Not to mention the eight-legged sheep that were out there too, but he wasn't even going to touch that one. If nothing else, at least they didn't talk.

[originalcopy]

"You should try to get one of those inventor people to build you a balloon or something then."

Because the only thing cooler than a steampunk car is a steampunk zeppelin.

"Ah well... isn't that what an adventure is for? Meeting weird new things and getting into fights with them?" He pauses for a second. "or being served juice?"