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obligatory annoy Church post # 2 (backdated to July 16 -22)
Who: Church and YOU!
What: Playing "vending machine roulette"
When: Anytime during the Japan event
Where: Random vending machine cluster
Rating: Church's potty mouth
So, the rules are simple... put in your money, close your eyes and hit random buttons to receive a random snack or beverage and then hope for the best.
Church is frowning at the contents of a package that had a happy looking bee printed on it. No Fucking Way. They were some kind of snack cracker with honest to god bees cooked in them. Not like ground up so you wouldn't know it, no these were whole damn bees sticking out of it. He hates this game already.
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...What the hell is that?
[At least the bees aren't in your eyes?]
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[He holds it out to Blues]
It's traditional, you should try it.
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[For some reason. That sounds disgusting.]
You first.
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Mmm... yummy... your turn.
[Go ahead Blues give it a try.]
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Bearable...
[He'll then offer it back to Church. They're running of cracker without bees in it.]
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Not bad.
[ok, he thinks the head was still in there, eww.]
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Count of three?
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Right... is that go on three or three than go?
[He looks at his half a cracker, he totally got the piece with more bees.]
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[He isn't looking forward to this either, but if you're going to try and make him, he's going to make you suffer too.]
One.
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That's when she notices the man next to her with a look of disgust on her face. Her eyes fall on the item he's holding.]
What's that? [It's the question of the day!]
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[Church will oh so helpfully hold out the bug crusted cracker for her to take. A not at all questionable smile on his face.]
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Okay!
[She doesn't even hesitate to grab it and take a nice, big bite out of a portion that is plentiful in bees.]
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How is it?
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It's okay, I guess, but not something I could pay for on my own. Maybe if it had something else in it that wasn't bees.
[She looks at what remains of it, and then offers it back to him.]
Do you want the rest?
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[He offers her the bag. To a guy that usually doesn't need to eat, eating bees is just a bit too much.]
I uh, bought them at random actually. Now I can try again.
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Yeah, that is how it has been with most things around here. I can't read anything!
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Well, wanna' give it another try? It can't all be disgusting bee crackers.
At least I hope not.
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Oh-ho! I never thought I'd see these in here!
[It was the same one in her hometown. It was in the sticks so they still have vending machines from the 80s in there. Chie puts some coins to get some vintage soda]
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[He waves to the copious amounts of Japanese written all over everything.]
What the hell is this? It's covered in bees!
[Church holds out the wasp cracker]
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Whoa! Dude, how did you know my name?!
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[He shrugs, maybe the world change did something to her memory like the old folks home did.]
It's me, Church.
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Hmm. Okay. Nice to see you without the armor, though! I still want one of my own...
What was it you need help with again?
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Why would anyone eat this?
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