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originalcopy ([personal profile] originalcopy) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs2013-07-25 01:03 pm

obligatory annoy Church post # 2 (backdated to July 16 -22)


Who: Church and YOU!
What: Playing "vending machine roulette"
When: Anytime during the Japan event
Where: Random vending machine cluster
Rating: Church's potty mouth

So, the rules are simple... put in your money, close your eyes and hit random buttons to receive a random snack or beverage and then hope for the best.

Church is frowning at the contents of a package that had a happy looking bee printed on it. No Fucking Way. They were some kind of snack cracker with honest to god bees cooked in them. Not like ground up so you wouldn't know it, no these were whole damn bees sticking out of it. He hates this game already.
whistles_the_blues: (Not Impressed)

[personal profile] whistles_the_blues 2013-07-26 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Blues' body had decided it needed to take another break when he came across Church at the vending machines. He was sick and tired of just how frail this body was compared to his actual one and now he had to deal with Church. Today was just getting better and better.]

...What the hell is that?

[At least the bees aren't in your eyes?]
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whistles_the_blues: (So Annoyed/)

[personal profile] whistles_the_blues 2013-07-26 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiiight...

[For some reason. That sounds disgusting.]

You first.
whistles_the_blues: (Proto - Rusted Red)

[personal profile] whistles_the_blues 2013-07-26 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Two can play at that game Church. He'll break off as big of a piece as he can that's lacking bees and he'll eat that.]

Bearable...

[He'll then offer it back to Church. They're running of cracker without bees in it.]
whistles_the_blues: (A dark and stormy evening.)

[personal profile] whistles_the_blues 2013-07-26 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay they're clearly running out of options. So Blues will take the cracker and break it into two pieces. He'll offer one to Church. It's all or nothing now.]

Count of three?
whistles_the_blues: (Forgot me.)

[personal profile] whistles_the_blues 2013-07-27 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
On three. It's always on three.

[He isn't looking forward to this either, but if you're going to try and make him, he's going to make you suffer too.]

One.

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rogueofheart: art by <user name="wunderscheisse" site="tumblr.com"> (nepeta: enjoy a human piggyback ride)

[personal profile] rogueofheart 2013-07-27 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[So there's a little girl striding up toward the vending machines. She's seen these before, and she's even got the currency they need in order to give her something! She still can't read the signs or labels or anything at all, but she's willing to live a little and take a risk.

That's when she notices the man next to her with a look of disgust on her face. Her eyes fall on the item he's holding.]


What's that? [It's the question of the day!]
rogueofheart: (nepeta: humanly don headband)

[personal profile] rogueofheart 2013-07-27 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nepeta looks from him to the cookie, then back to him. Is he seriously just giving this to her?]

Okay!

[She doesn't even hesitate to grab it and take a nice, big bite out of a portion that is plentiful in bees.]
rogueofheart: art/edit by <user name="Thornfoot-Warrior" site="deviantart.com"> (nepeta: be humanly thoughtful)

[personal profile] rogueofheart 2013-07-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[To a girl who is used to eating the flesh of her prey, bugs aren't a big deal. She looks up thoughtfully, as if trying to decide on a verdict.]

It's okay, I guess, but not something I could pay for on my own. Maybe if it had something else in it that wasn't bees.

[She looks at what remains of it, and then offers it back to him.]

Do you want the rest?
rogueofheart: art by the artist formerly at <user name="drexbutt" site="tumblr.com"> (nepeta: pout like a human)

[personal profile] rogueofheart 2013-07-28 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[She gratefully takes the bag and just... sticks the half-eaten cookie back in it. Surely there will be someone else who appreciates the taste of bees. That someone is just not her.]

Yeah, that is how it has been with most things around here. I can't read anything!

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[personal profile] pint_sized_carnivore 2013-07-27 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a Chie. While Church was fiddling with the vending machines, Chie in all of her casual outfit glory rushed to one of them with excitement]

Oh-ho! I never thought I'd see these in here!

[It was the same one in her hometown. It was in the sticks so they still have vending machines from the 80s in there. Chie puts some coins to get some vintage soda]
pint_sized_carnivore: (le gaspu)

[personal profile] pint_sized_carnivore 2013-07-28 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[When Church mentioned her name, Chie couldn't help but be startled]

Whoa! Dude, how did you know my name?!
pint_sized_carnivore: (unamused)

[personal profile] pint_sized_carnivore 2013-07-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what?! Where's your armor? You could have told me it was you!
pint_sized_carnivore: (unamused)

[personal profile] pint_sized_carnivore 2013-07-28 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Chie raised an eyebrow, putting her hands on her hips while looking at Church from head to toe. Yep, she's judging you right now]

Hmm. Okay. Nice to see you without the armor, though! I still want one of my own...

What was it you need help with again?
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