obligatory annoy Church post # 2 (backdated to July 16 -22)

[originalcopy]

Who: Church and YOU!
What: Playing "vending machine roulette"
When: Anytime during the Japan event
Where: Random vending machine cluster
Rating: Church's potty mouth

So, the rules are simple... put in your money, close your eyes and hit random buttons to receive a random snack or beverage and then hope for the best.

Church is frowning at the contents of a package that had a happy looking bee printed on it. No Fucking Way. They were some kind of snack cracker with honest to god bees cooked in them. Not like ground up so you wouldn't know it, no these were whole damn bees sticking out of it. He hates this game already.

Comments

[pint_sized_carnivore]

That's gross. You're right.

But hey, now that you're here and not in the army you could try some Japanese restaurants!

[originalcopy]

Damn strait! Best thing about world changes like this is getting to eat real food.

[And by 'like this' he means getting to be human again. Not that she needs to know that part.]

The only problem is reading the menus.

[That's been kind of roulette for him too. Thankfully he's found places that have pictures.]

[pint_sized_carnivore]

That's what I'm here for. I got nothing planned, so Chie Satonaka is at your translating duties! [She gives a lighthearted salute with a friendly grin]

[originalcopy]

Well then Chie Satonaka, let's find a menu and get translating.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Yup. But I better get free lunch for this!

[originalcopy]

[Church's first instinct is to say no way. He's not just an asshole, he's a stingy one. But it's not like he can take what he has back to the castle anyway.]

Meh, why not. But don't go crazy.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Yes! [Chie pumps her arms and jumped almost a foot off the ground in celebration]

I know just the place. They serve giant steaks and other meat dishes!