CASTLE ECONOMICS: day one

[20thcentury]

Who: Everybody who signed up!
What: Home ec class forever
When: Forever..... except only today, May 18
Where: A room
Rating: idek, PG? will edit if necessary

Welcome to Castle Economics! I hope you're a good cook or you like sewing. Wait, what's that? No, not at all? Well ... hopefully one of your more enthusiastic fellows will be a good influence on you, grumpypants.

The room you're currently trapped in is pretty large and separated in the center by a heavy curtain, currently pulled back. On one side of the curtain are rows of sewing machines, and on the other is a kitchen area.

What do you do?

[ waking up | kitchen room | sewing room | mealtime | go to bed ]

[FAQ. feel free to direct any questions you may have here. it's not too late to sign up for the remaining slots here!]

Comments

[i_got_this]

[South Dakota is still stubbornly sacked out, and probably drooling on whatever.]

[atrophied]

[ That is his cane, thank you very much. And he kind of needs it. House jerks it irritably out from under her. ]

[i_got_this]

[South's jerked awake when her head smacks the floor.] OW, bitch goddamn fucking -- nice manners asshole.

[Now she's starting to realize she's not in her room.] What the hell --

[atrophied]

Nice language. Sorry, but I need this more than you. [ He doesn't bother trying to address the half-question because he has no idea what is going on. ]

[i_got_this]

[South stands and brushes herself off, still grumbling. No she's not at all sorry for yelling at a crippled guy.]

What the hell is going on here? [Looking around, then glancing at him.] And who the hell are you, anyway?

[atrophied]

Your Fairy Godmother. [ After cleaning off his cane, he stands up. ] Looks like the castle decided today's a good day for trolling.

[i_got_this]

Right, I guess the bubbling personality should have been a big tip-off.

What's the theme today? Fucking Suzie-Homemaker or what? [Crossing her arms and popping a hip up, definitely not the homemaker type. Homewrecker, possibly?]

[atrophied]

Couldn't tell you. I didn't grow up with dolls.

[i_got_this]

Yeah well neither did I.

[Normally she's wearing state of the art power armor and breaking heads with her foot.]