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Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] rainbowed) wrote in [community profile] paradisalogs2012-07-30 10:31 pm

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Who: Kanaya Maryam, Rose Lalonde, Jane Crocker, and YOU!
What: Kanaya introduces her human friends to some Alternian cuisine.
When: Nighttime!
Where: In the kitchen. Feel free to jump in and sample some potentially strange alien food!
Rating: Rated E for Everyone ;)

It isn't often that Kanaya meets a human eager to try food from her culture. Usually they squirm or make some other visible expression of disgust. After living with them for a few months now, she's grown quite accustomed to their reactions.

That's why the troll was surprised when Jane insisted on trying some food native to her planet -- especially when this particular human had seemed the most revolted about Alternian cuisine. Kanaya had asked her several times if she was certain about her decision, and each time, Jane had uncomfortably insisted that she was.

Oh, well. If she absolutely insists!

A large plate full of grubloaf sits on the table before the three girls (Rose had been a last-minute guest), warm from the oven. Near it are a couple of empty plates, forks, knives, and a small gravy bowl full of goopy yellow sauce.

Kanaya sits on a stool by the table and pours herself a tall glass of russet-colored blood, freshly wished and presented by the ghosts. "Are you ready to sample some freshly leavened grubloaf, Jane?"
cyan_maid: Jane doesn't know what the fuck is going on (What is even going on?)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2012-08-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
If she was anyone else, Jane would insist on the ketchup, or even suggest other condiments. Brands be damned, she would even settle for Kraft Mayo! But Kanaya's last words sounded almost like a challenge, and, well, it wouldn't do to back out now! Not when she insisted that all of this was okay!

"Well," Jane said hesitantly, eyeing the mucus, "Out of all of us, you are the expert..."

Carefully, she lifted the gravy bowl and tilted it ever so slightly, watching the mucus drip onto the grubloaf. She only wanted enough to just coat the top, not too much...
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[personal profile] fluthlu 2012-08-05 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
In response to Kanaya, Rose just shrugs ever-so-slightly and purses her lips, amused. "Whatever would I do without you to monitor my eating habits, Kanaya?"

She finally reaches forward and slips a tiny sliver of grubloaf onto her own plate. Taking the gravy boat from Jane's end of the table, she lets just the thinist stream dribble out. Perfecto.