Dragon problems

[lord_wizard]

Who: Hogwarts staff members (Felix Harrowgate, Allen Walker, Reborn, A.J. Crowley, Castiel, Martel Yggdrassil, Howl Pendragon, Gary Sitterson, Duke Pantarai, Greg House, Gideon Thraxios)
What: A staff meeting and possibly dragon wrangling later
When: Midday of the 5th (and possibly later)
Where: Staffroom to start
Rating: PG-13?

While the students are gathered in the dining hall, or at least, are supposed to be, Felix and some of the Hogwarts staff assemble in the
Staff room to discuss their current dilemma in the shape of a wild dragon roaming the grounds. It's some kind of miracle that nobody has been killed or maimed yet, and if the term is to continue uninterrupted, it should probably be dealt with swiftly.

Standing up with his back against a desk, Professor Harrowgate signals the assembled staff.

"If this is everyone, we may as well start. The problem is simple enough to state. I can't even begin to wonder where a wild dragon came from, but it has to go. We need to come up with a plan to capture it and enact said plan as soon as possible. Ideally tonight, before the Quidditch finals are scheduled to take place. Any suggestions?"

Comments

[onlyanapple]

It's his own fault for picking this school, he could have gone anywhere, the fool. Crowley arches a brow behind his shades.

"Just saying. Unless of course House is right and you have finally lost your precious unicorn charming powers of virginity. It's okay, you can tell me, we're family."

[save_the_souls]

"Virginity has nothing to do with unicorns, that's an old wives tale" he says in a rather testy tone. "And I'm certainly not discussing it with you."

[onlyanapple]

"Maybe there's a touch of truth to it, you'd be surprised."

He puts a hand to his chest, as if he'd been gravely hurt by this comment.

"You mean you don't want me interested in your life? OUCH."

[save_the_souls]

Allen groans, really feeling a headache coming on.

"It was awhile ago, okay?! When I was working in London- now can we please get back to talking about the dragon?!"

[atrophied]

"Man or woman? Just so you know, we don't judge. But cauldrons don't count."

[onlyanapple]

"House is right, this information is important," Crowley reaches over to pinch Allen's cheek. "But look at you, all growing up. I'm so proud."

[save_the_souls]

"It was not a caul-"

He is so trying to pull away from Crowley. "Don't do that! I'm twenty-two, not a child!"