Dragon problems

[lord_wizard]

Who: Hogwarts staff members (Felix Harrowgate, Allen Walker, Reborn, A.J. Crowley, Castiel, Martel Yggdrassil, Howl Pendragon, Gary Sitterson, Duke Pantarai, Greg House, Gideon Thraxios)
What: A staff meeting and possibly dragon wrangling later
When: Midday of the 5th (and possibly later)
Where: Staffroom to start
Rating: PG-13?

While the students are gathered in the dining hall, or at least, are supposed to be, Felix and some of the Hogwarts staff assemble in the
Staff room to discuss their current dilemma in the shape of a wild dragon roaming the grounds. It's some kind of miracle that nobody has been killed or maimed yet, and if the term is to continue uninterrupted, it should probably be dealt with swiftly.

Standing up with his back against a desk, Professor Harrowgate signals the assembled staff.

"If this is everyone, we may as well start. The problem is simple enough to state. I can't even begin to wonder where a wild dragon came from, but it has to go. We need to come up with a plan to capture it and enact said plan as soon as possible. Ideally tonight, before the Quidditch finals are scheduled to take place. Any suggestions?"

Comments

[save_the_souls]

Allen sat at a chair at the table of the staff room, watching the others as they gauge their reactions. He's a newer teacher than the others, much younger and less experienced, maybe the others will have background in knowing what to do.

Aw, who was he kidding- he just knows he's going to get volunteered as bait or something equally terrible. He was just keeping quiet in some vain hope that it won't be the case again.

[honeytoes]

Ok is it actually possible to have a staff meeting where our respective sex lives don't come into the conversion?

[He sighs before taking another sip of coffee. They just aren't paying him enough to deal with this shit.]

What would you guys say to trying to tame it?