GRAND RELAUNCH BARBECUE

[heloise]

Who: EVERYONE
What: Awesomeness Committee BBQ party
When: Saturday, July 6
Where: Castle lawn and pool


So many days into summer and not a single pool party yet! Today castle residents may hear some noise wafting from the lawn and pool along with that distinct smell of the barbecue roaring. Oh yeaaah, Barney Stinson's got you covered, Paradisa!

The lawn area has been decked out all in colors, with the grills to one side and the chocolate fountain to another. For those more inclined to chill out and soak up the sun, there are picnic rugs rolled out on the green grass among any kind of game you could wish for. The pool itself has a few floating beds thrown in and all sorts of toys, with a changing tent set up just nearby for anyone who decides they want to get wet and wild after all!

All the fun is for forgetting recent horrors the residents have been through. So once the sun goes down, there will be a time to write down all unpleasantness, and set it to fire. But be careful not to stay out too late; the Castle may have a different idea of Cinderella once midnight strikes.


THE BARBECUE | LAWN AREA | THE POOL | PAPER LANTERNS

Comments

[gottaknockhard]

And if that doesn't work, I know a holy daughter I could ask about it.

[He lingers there for a few more seconds just on principle.]

[onlyanapple]

...Lucrezia? [Just throwing that name out of there]

[gottaknockhard]

Good guess.

[onlyanapple]

There aren't many of them in the castle right now.

[gottaknockhard]

I haven't really tried to track them down.

[onlyanapple]

You don't just read the journals?

[gottaknockhard]

You'd be surprised how often I confuse them for regular people.

[onlyanapple]

...What? Holy children?

[gottaknockhard]

Whatever you call them.

[onlyanapple]

I suppose they don't go around wearing name badges.

[gottaknockhard]

That would make it too easy.

[onlyanapple]

I'm sure you'd prefer it that way. Think of all the energy you could save, instead of wasting it on petty suspicion.

[gottaknockhard]

Yeah. It's really a shame not everyone makes it obvious.

[onlyanapple]

I'm deeply sorry your existence is so difficult for you in that regard.

[gottaknockhard]

[Why is it so hard to walk away...]

I'm sure it's worse for you.

[onlyanapple]

[Because he loves it really? No wait, opposite of that]

Oh yeah, it's deeply upsetting for me every day.

[gottaknockhard]

I'll bet. Especially if you accidentally brush past one of them.

[onlyanapple]

I have ways of making them move along.

[gottaknockhard]

How's that?

[onlyanapple]

I'll just leave you to decide that for yourself.

[gottaknockhard]

[He's pretty much the boss at horrifying assumptions.]

Are you planning on it tonight?

[onlyanapple]

You'll have to wait and see. I'm sure you're already existing paranoia will help with that.

[gottaknockhard]

[Guess who he's belatedly blaming for the costume thing later...]

I'm excited already. ['Paranoid' is getting to be one of his most annoying jabs. There's no sense in making that apparent though, so Spike promptly turns his head and starts walking away.]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley would not be surprised by this at all. Still, Crowley chooses not to reply, just giving a lazy wave that may or may not have turned into flipping Spike the bird as he leaves]